University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common
question was asked to all 4 of them.
INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light
HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in
your mind.
MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked
SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion
INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?
SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON
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A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!" The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the
trip?"
"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked. "The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said
"Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a
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*Girls are like internet virus.*
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*They ENTER your life.*
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*SCAN your pocket.*
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*EDIT your mind.*
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*DOWNLOAD problems.*
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*And DELETE your happiness.*
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*So be Aware of girls.*
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*Of this** **virus.*
*It’s just a jock, don’t be serious*
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Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for many years. Suddenly a funeral procession came down the road.
The one old man reeled in his line, lain down his pole, faced the street and bowed his head until the procession had passed. He then picked up his pole and started fishing again.
The other fisherman was amazed and stated "I didn't know you were that religious."
The other looked at him and said, "Least I could do, we've been married 42 years!"ImageGraphy.blogspot.com ImagesEver.blogspot.com GreatBible.blogspot.com Awesome PoemsVideos ForEverTamil Uyir KavithaiGoogle.com/site/UyirKavithai Picasaweb.google.com/BALAatCount Add to:
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