Little girl Jokes

The little girl was sitting in her grandfather's lap as he read her a story. From time to time, she would take her eye's off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. By and by she was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.
Finally she spoke, "Granddaddy, did God make you?"
"Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
"Oh," she said, "then Granddaddy, did God make me too?"
"Yes, indeed honey," he assured her. "God made you just a little while ago."
"Oh," she said. Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it now isn't he?"

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Dinner Jokes

Little Susan was mother's helper. She helped set the table when guests were due for dinner. Presently everything was on, the guest came in, and everyone sat down. Then mother noticed something was missing.
"Susan," she said, "You didn't put a knife and fork at Mr. Smith's place."
"I thought he wouldn't need them," explained Susan. "Daddy says he always eats like a horse!"

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Shopkeeper Joke

A MAN: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

MAN: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!

Students Joke

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students

As it was the first day .she give her intro.and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.
She said,"Lets start with boys first"

Boys start giving their intro.

First boy,My name is john and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub

Teacher,So it's ok john.Yes next
Second boy, My self i am peter my hobby is also see bubble in the bathtub

This continues all the boys teacher confused and said"Guys are you joking or what 'Ok Let's start with girls
First girl, i am Julie my hobby is watching cartoons.

Second girl,i am Ruby i like collect perfumes
Teacher,now its educated grown up girls Ok next You sweet girl yes you

Most beautiful girl of the class
Madam my name is "Bubble"and my hobby is to take bath three times a day

Teacher Fainted!!!!!!"

SOLDIER JOKE

SOLDIER : SIR WE ARE SURROUNDED FROM ALL SIDES BY ENEMIES.

MAJOR : EXCELLENT ! WE CAN ATTACK IN AN Y DIRECTION.