Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Condom Joke

One man calls emergency:
- Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same man calls back:
- It is OK, I found another one.





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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Laws of Jokes

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move
faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged
tone.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat
tire.
LAW OF BATH-ROOM : When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will!
LAW OF BIO MECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.
LAW OF THEATER : People with the seats at the farthest from the aisle arrive
last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.




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