Girl: Do you really love me?
Boy: Of course I do.
Girl: I wanna hear you say it.
Boy: I don’t have to.
Girl: Why not?
Boy: Because...
Girl: I just want to hear you say it in words.
Boy: I can’t...
The girl started to cry softly and said:
Then you don't love me...
The two continued to walk in silence. They
reached the girls home.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Do you really want to know?
Girl: (hesitantly) Yes.
He hugged her gently, kissed the tip of her nose
and whispered in her ear,
"Because three words are not enough..."

A little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store and dialed a number.
The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

Boy : "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Woman : (at the other end of the phone line) "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
Boy : "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price than the person who cuts your lawn now."
Woman : I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.
Boy : (with more perseverance) "Lady, I'll even sweep the floor and the stairs of your house for free.
Woman : No, thank you.

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.

Store Owner : "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."
Boy : "No thanks,
Store Owner : But you were really pleading for one.
Boy : No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!"

Why did English teacher slap Sandy?

Because Sandy asked her: Why is Bra is singular when it covers 2

And

Panties plural when it covers only one?

In USA:

Interview 4 New Admission in School.


Teacher: Who is your Dad?

His Mom: Please ask simple questions!

Angel Said: I can't be everywhere to help you...
So I Created MOTHER...

Devil Said: Me too can't be everywhere...
So I Created MOTHER-IN-LAW.

A judge in a village court had gone on vacation. Nasrudin was asked to be temporary judge for a day. Nasrudin sat on the Judge's chair with a serious face, gazing around the public and ordered the first case be brought-up for hearing.
"You are right," said Nasrudin after hearing one side.

"You are right," he said after hearing the other side.

"But both cannot be right," said a member of public sitting in the audience.

"You are right, too" said Nasrudin.

Accentuate the positive.
Sympathy is as important to a judge as judgment.
Don't be afraid to look beyond both sides of an argument.
If you can only see two sides of an argument you are missing something.
To forgive is divine
Even judges can be fools
Conversely, even fools can be judges.
Everybody is right, in their own respective ways.
Justice is not always just.
The person who says that you are 'right' might be wrong.
You only ever believe yourself, and your own point of view.
There is no real truth, or even reality.
"All Faith is false, all Faith is true: Truth is the shattered mirror strown \ In myriad bits; while each believes his little bit the whole to own." -- Sir Richard Francis Burton
Everyone is right in their own way. If everyone know this, then the world would be much better place to live.