POOR BOYS

When a Girl Cries ------------ The World "Consoles" her
But when a boy cries ---------- They say Come on man don't be A "Girl"
If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"
If Boy Slaps a girl ------------ -- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"
If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"
If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"
If a Girl meets with accident ------------ -------- Then its "mistake of others"
If a Boy meets with same accident -----------? - --?------ "Don't you know how to Drive"

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POOR BOYS

When a Girl Cries ------------ The World "Consoles" her
But when a boy cries ---------- They say Come on man don't be A "Girl"
If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"
If Boy Slaps a girl ------------ -- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"
If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"
If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"
If a Girl meets with accident ------------ -------- Then its "mistake of others"
If a Boy meets with same accident -----------? - --?------ "Don't you know how to Drive"

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Japenes American and Sardar

An American, Japanese, and a
Sardar were sitting in the sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed
his forearm and the

beeping stopped. The others looked at him
questioningly."

That's my pager," he said, "I have a
microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his
palm to his ear.

When he finished he explained,
"That's my mobile phone. I have a
microchip in my hand.

The Sardar felt low-tech and inferior. He didn't know
what to do to be as impressive as the American nd the
Japanese. He decided to take a
break in the toilet. When he returned, he didn't
realize that there was a piece of toilet paper got stuck and
hanging from his backside.

The others
raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's
that?" Instead of being embarrassed, inspiration struck
his mind.

The Sardar explained, "I'm getting a FAX.
The other two fainted.



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Life Jokes

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = true love


OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.




HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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